READ & DOWNLOAD ☆ Bumped by Megan McCafferty

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READ & DOWNLOAD ☆ Bumped by Megan McCafferty ↠ [Ebook] ➠ Bumped By Megan McCafferty – When a virus makes everyone over the age of eighteen infertile would be parents pay teen girls to conceive and give birth to their children making teens the most prized members of society Girls sport When a virus makes eWhen a virus makes everyone over the age of eighteen infertile would be parents pay teen girls to conceive and give birth to their children making teens the most prized members of society Girls sport fake baby bumps and the school cafeteria stocks folic acid infused foodSixteen year old identical twins Melody and Harmony were separated at birth and have never met until the day Harmony shows up on Melody’s doorstep Up to now the twins have followed completely oppos. So Melody and Harmony are our two main characters And guess what they're twins NawreallyNot that they are bad names but twins named Melody and Harmony Cliche muchThe similar names also made it very difficult to keep straight on who was who The perspective jumps back and forth between the two of them just about every couple pages or so The breakneck speed of the switches makes it difficult to develop a connection to the characters or keep track of what in the heehaw is goin' on Sorry when I get frustrated the Southern comes outSo Melody or is it Harmony or Symphony No I think it's Rhythm Hell I can't keep them straight so I will call them Future Twin who is the first one we are introduced to and uses excessive amounts of future slang and Religious Twin who is the second and religious fanatic typeFuture Twin and Religious Twin are sixteen and are just meeting for the first time Future Twin has loaned out her body to bump and then deliver a baby to sell to the highest bidder Religious Twin has come to find her and save her soul Religious Twin then proceeds to impersonate Future Twin when the guy who's supposed to bump her comes around because she somehow believes this will help save Future Twin's soul But instead a whole lot of complicated things start to happenRight off the bat the lingo hit me like a back handed slap from my momma Okay so I don't actually call her Momma And my mom would never really hit me Except for that one time She threatened to spank me with a wooden spoon and then she DID Yeah I laughed too while she was doing it Anywho Oh hey There's my Northerner side view spoilerNo I'm not schizophrenic view spoilerJust a Heinz 57 from a mix of places in the US hide spoiler

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Hat she is running fromWhen Melody is finally matched with the world famous genetically flawless Jondoe both girls’ lives are changed forever A case of mistaken identity takes them on a journey neither could have ever imagined one that makes Melody and Harmony realize they have so much than just DNA in commonFrom New York Times bestselling author Megan McCafferty comes a strikingly original look at friendship love and sisterhood in a future that is eerily believab. I'll be honest I've been DREADING writing this review I was SO looking forward to this book I just couldn't wait to get my hands on it I loved McCafferty's Jessica Darling series and I couldn't wait to read her first attempt at Dystopian fic one of my favorite genres Imagine my absolute delight when I received an Advanced Review Copy of this bad boy sighAs you've probably guessed by now this book was a huge disappointment McCafferty's writing is still there Funny sparkly witty and everything else that made Jessica Darling so fun to read However the premise for the book while intended to be satirical just did not work AT ALL The idea is simple albeit far fetched For some unknown reason that is not developed some kind of virus humans somehow lose the ability to procreate after the age of 18 Why 18 is the cut off date is never discussed So as a result teenagers become a hot commodity for their wonderful gestational abilities and are hired to make babies for older adults who can pay to adopt them I should have known just how committed McCafferty was going to be to making this new dystopian society realistic Her writing is always current full of social commentary why wouldn't a dystopian society be the same However the society that we're landed in is just ridiculous I get it it's supposed to be a satire the idea of children no babies having babies and being absolutely obsessed with sex is supposed to be exaggerated I just couldn't get past how ignorant the characters sounded nor could I ever really uite catch on to the cheesy invented lingo The characters they were okay The alternating narratives were jarring at times Melody was far interesting than Harmony but uite frankly I kept getting confused in the beginning by who was who because their names were so similar Melody was smart and funny and I liked her voice I wanted to smack Harmony most of the time The ending was much too rushed and not really resolved in any way It felt contrivedsigh I'm still so disappointed I'm still a huge fan of McCafferty's I hope she goes back to writing Contemporary YA

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Bumped by Megan McCafferIte paths Melody has scored an enviable conception contract with a couple called the Jaydens While they are searching for the perfect partner for Melody to bump with she is fighting her attraction to her best friend Zen who is way too short for the jobHarmony has spent her whole life in Goodside a religious community preparing to be a wife and mother She believes her calling is to convince Melody that pregging for profit is a sin But Harmony has secrets of her own t. This was a YA dystopian story about a world where people went sterile around the age of 20The characters in this were okay although Harmony didn’t behave uite the way I expected her to considering that she wanted her sister to find God yet then did something that went against what she herself believedThe storyline in this had some good ideas but the way the book was written was a little odd There were also uite a few made up words and some odd things like condoms being illegal The basic story was entertaining though and I did enjoy itThe ending to this was okay and I will be reading the seuel to find out what happens next65 out of 10