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Read ñ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB Ç Alexandre Dumas Ular success when it was first serialized in the sRobin Buss’s lively English translation is complete and unabridged and remains faithful to the style of Dumas’s original This edition includes an introduction explanatory notes and suggestions for further reading. The Count Of Monte Cristo is the story that teaches us an important moral lessonREVENGE IS FUNI've said it before I'll say it again Audiobooks are the only way to go if you're not the sort of reader who likes to read all the shitty filler and crunchy dialogue that normally comes with classic booksFor those of you who think that classics are so much better than anything written in your own lifetime please don't take offense I'm only talking to the peasants out there like me who prefer action movies with big explosions to Oscar winning stories aboutwell whatever Oscar winning stories are aboutOk so I listened to the unabridged version by Blackstone AudiobooksNarrator John Lee this guy did a FABULOUS jobDuration 471757 holy fuckAnother thing to keep in mind is that this book was serialized in a newspaper This means instead of getting the euivalent of a 2 hour movie you're getting the euivalent of a tv show that ran for 9 seasons or something This thing was the soap opera of its daySo yes There's shit in here that could have easily been chopped outAlso if you've seen the 2002 movie The Count of Monte Cristo with Jim Caviezel Guy Pearce and young Superman Well then the actual story will come as uite a surprise to you except for the names and general ideas zero things are the same Seriously Both were good but I kind of prefer the move ending if I'm being uite honest Still the book had soooo much delicious scheming backstabbing and grifter style revenge than the movie didSo Yeah I guess I'm tornOk the gist is that this super nice guy Edmond Dantès who has everything going for him true love wonderful father job promotion gets set up by a few petty people who want various things he has And then the poor dude gets well and truly fucked by random bad luck and a dirty prosecutorAnyway in a truly over the top fun way Ed becomes an expert in everything to exact his vengeance on everyone who wronged him Of course he goes a bit too far and loses himself then gets pulled back and finds himself again But it's all the shit in between that's so much fun to see Plus it all gets wrapped up with a big happy bow by a beautiful 19 year old ex princess at the endLike I mentioned it is an incredibly unrealistic story that unfolds in the wackiest ways possible I was hearing the theme music to Mission Impossible when he was snatching off disguises doling out harmless advice about untraceable poisons and shooting a revolver like he was a sniper with a red dot sight I laughed so hard at the thought of him shooting the numbers on playing cards with such precision that he could turn one number into another Get the fuck out of here with that nonsense Dumas And yetIt was still awesome And so much fun to listen toYeah there's stuff in here that's just a product of its time and doesn't make the transition to modern day very well but on the whole it holds up so much better than a lot of the other classics you might be tempted to read Towards the end I was giving the universal wrap it up sign to Alexandre but I'm pretty sure he didn't see me because he dragged the conclusion out a lot longer than neededEven so I'm giving it 5 stars for not boring the shit out of me PS I've heard tell there's an abridged version of this story out there If audiobooks aren't your jam then that could be a viable option if you are interested in reading this but don't have the patience to deal with all the crusty bits that don't need to be there

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Summary Ñ Le Comte de Monte Cristo ï PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ´ ✪ Le Comte de Monte Cristo pdf ✩ Author Alexandre Dumas – Insolpro.co.uk Thrown in prison for a crime he has not committed Edmond Dantes is confined to the grim fortress of If There he learns of a great hoard of treasure hidd Thrown in de Monte Kindle #210 prison for a crime he has not committed Edmond Dantes is confined to the grim fortress of If There he learns of Le Comte PDFEPUB or a great hoard of treasure hidden on the Isle of Monte Cristo and he becomes determined not only to esca. Re Read on audio and still on my favorites list ❤️ALL THE FREAKING FEELSI never in a million years would have thought I would love this book I never thought I would like something like this book I never thought I would fall in love with Dantes I never thought I would have so much anger sadness despair and happiness in this book I never thought did I SOME SPOILERSEdmond Dantes was a wonderful man of 19 years old He had a woman he loved and was going to marry named Mercedes A loving father And he was going to be captain of the wonderful ship Pharaon The the jealous bastards or just bastards in general ruined life for Dantes 1 Danglars2 Fernand3 VillefortI hate these men with such a passion I just wanted someone to kill their evil selves All of the jerks had a hand in putting Dantes in prison for 14 effing years Yeah For what For NOTHING Dantes was in such despair he was going to starve himself to death I can't even Then one night Dantes hears a scratching sound and soon realizes someone is tunneling Dantes decides to tunnel as well At some point the two of them tunnel to each other Dantes gets to meet Abbe Faria the mad man so they say in the cell next door Abbe Faria thinks he's tunneling out to freedom but he made a miscalculation But Dantes and Abbe devise a new plan and this takes some years to do all of this tunneling But the Abbe is old and sick and having seizures He's not going to be able to make it so Dantes waits with him He is like another father figure to Dantes And who in the hell but Dantes would wait and not leave his friend Because Dantes is good and kind and loving Abbe Faria is also the one that opens Dantes eyes to who the culprits were that put him in jail Poor Dantes couldn't see this at the time and he couldn't read what we were reading so he had no clue Abbe Faria also tells Dantes about tons of gold and jewels that he has hidden on the island of Monte Cristo He makes Dantes remember everything about getting there and where to find the treasure Unfortunately Abbe Faria dies and it was so sad Dantes was so grief stricken over his friend Dantes decided to leave then as he had nothing else to stay for and he put himself in Abbe Faria's place all wrapped up waiting to be buried Well he doesn't actually get buried but thrown out to sea and luckily Dantes managed to save himself We go on to read of the tale of how Dantes gets to Monte Cristo and soon he is beyond rich and he is so smart and ready to get IT DONE And Dantes doesn't just run off and kill people He's smart He tears down their houses their world without them knowing who he is until the bitter end And all of the riches they acuired while he rotted in jail was disgusting Anyway some people did die but that's of little importance Dantes is also kind to all of the people that were kind to him or tried to help him while he was in jail He's such a wonderful person Yes I know I keep saying that He helps Morrel and his family when they were about to lose everything They even lost the Pharaon but Dantes brings him a new one without Morrel even knowing where the ship came from Dantes gave them money He helped the family even after Morrel was gone I cried and cried at his generosity And to sit and read of all the plans and all of the people crumble The only person to recognize Dantes even with his disguises was Mercedes But she went and married freaking Fernand and had a kid Dantes was friends with Mercedes son but things could never be good for them again And it's so so sad for so many involved Oh and Dantes called himself Sinbad the Sailor and The Count of Monte Cristo Of course I guess if you own a rock and gold and jewels and many other things you can call yourself anything you want I can't sit here and go on and on about the book It's freaking 1276 pages I'm not that good of a reviewer to tell you something good about that many pages Just know THIS BOOK is freaking AWESOME If you have been debating on reading it and afraid of it's size who cares just read it I mean you can take two months or however long to enjoy Dantes and his adventures but don't let the tome bother you It's not boring at all NOT ONE BIT I give it all the stars Sail on dear Dantes ♥MY BLOG Melissa Martin's Reading List

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Le Comte de Monte CristoPe but also to unearth the Comte de Monte eBook #10003 treasure and use it to plot the destruction of the three men responsible for his incarceration Dumas’ epic tale of suffering and retribution inspired by a real life case of wrongful imprisonment was a huge pop. you know the classic uestion ‘if you were stranded on a deserted island which books would you want to have’ well TCOMC is my answer without a doubt not only would the 1000 pages which are full of the most masterfully crafted and deceptively clever plotlines known to humanity provide hours upon hours of entertainment but it would also be a massive inspiration to search for hidden treasure i am living for a reality where i sit on my hoard of wealth plan the ultimate revenge against my enemies and wait to be rescued as if my strandedness was my decision all along because thats the kind of self confidence edmond would want for me followed by the inevitable self actualisation that forgiveness patience and hope are the best ualities a person can have this story is definitely in my top five favourite books of all time but edmond dantés is the best character i have ever read i can think of no other character who i have connect to bonded with or empathised for he will always have special place in my heart and on my bookshelf 3↠ 5 stars